He then uses a Chaos Emerald as a last resort, but this unleashes Shadow the Hedgehog instead.
After three years, Eggman finally manages to escape and tries to log on to his Twitter, but to no avail. 3.2 Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) and the Growth of an IndustryĮggman is first seen at the beginning of the video attempting to escape from a military base, but as time goes on he becomes more paranoid and insane, as the robots become sentient and learn his name.3.1 Sonic Adventure 2 and the Limits of Man.~ Eggman's infamous rant as he outs Shadow on Twitter and proceeds to piss on the moon, blowing half of it up. I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was (imitating Shadow) "THIS BIG" (regular voice) and I said "that's disgusting"! So I'm making a callout post on my : Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick! It's the size of this walnut, except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! (Eggman makes explosion sounds with his mouth) That's right, baby! All point, no quills, no pillows - look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what!? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on the MOOOOOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA!? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too! ~ One of Eggman's most famous quotes, and a foreshadowing of what's to come in the Dark Story.
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